Feeling overwhelmed by the holidays?
Too much baking/card addressing/gift buying/gift wrapping and not enough time?
Take a breather.
For some comic relief, take a look at what life is really like On the V Side.
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Actual conversation that happened in my house over Saturday morning breakfast:
Mr. V: "I had a dream last night. Well, maybe this was real. I had a dream last night that I farted, and my butt was talking."
Me: :: blink :: ::blink ::
"What do you mean?"
Mr. V.: "Like, I would pass gas and my butt would say something"
Me: "So... what did your butt ...say?"
Mr. V.: "Well, it would just yell stuff like a quarterback. Like "Blue 42! Blue 42!" and stuff like that.
Me: "Pass the salt, please."
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The Redhead was sick for a few days recently. But even when she looked like this:
She could still rock out a "Superstar!" with gusto.
Even when on the mend,
my baby worked that bedhead. ::two snaps:: :)
She will hate me for this when she's older.
BUT, did it work? Feeling just a smidge more relaxed?
Good! Now pour yourself a glass of wine before marching back into that kitchen. :)