Thursday, August 9, 2012

Bed Making 101: The Great Debate and The Skinny on Sheets [Which Way Does the Flat Sheet Go?]



Mr. V. is a superstar when it comes to helping out around the house.
He does kitchen floors, he vacuums, he'll do the dishwasher and he also does laundry.  I know I'm lucky to be able to share these duties.

But sometimes I have to remind myself that I'm lucky in this regard, because there are some things I like done a certain way, and sometimes Mr. V. does things a different way.
Making up the bed after washing the sheets is one of those things.
I am ALWAYS grateful he does it.
But he does it wrong. ;)



He and I may or may not have gone rounds about how the flat sheet is supposed to go on the bed.
Mr. V. always puts it on with the patterned or "good" side up, and pulls it straight up to the top of the bed.
He didn't believe me when I told him he was doing it wrong.
I told him the "good" side of the flat sheet should face the fitted sheet, and then you fold back the top cuff, showing the 'good' side.

He asked for my source.
I told him "My Mom Said So."
And he had the AUDACITY to question the teachings of his mother-in-law! ;)

 So of course I had to fact-check.
And prove I was right. [hee]
And sure enough, my Martha corroborates my Mother's story.

So here's the skinny on bed-making, to help you avoid spousal confrontation over sheets. :)

Fitted Sheet: 
If you don't know how to put a fitted sheet on a bed....ah, um. I can't help you.

Tuck the corners under and pull it tight.
Smooth out the wrinkles to make everything feel crisp when you scootch in.

Flat Sheet:
Drape the sheet evenly over the bed, and tuck in the bottom corners.


Martha says:
"When placing the remaining flat sheet on top, keep in mind that the top sheet always goes wrong side up. That way, when you fold it back over the blanket, the right side -- the decorative, printed side -- will show."


Give yourself about 15 inches of turn-down space to accommodate pillows.

Then turn to your spouse, dust off your hands and say "and THAT is how it's done".

OOOOOhhhh, wait... that's just what happened in MY house.
My bad. ;)

And remember, people:
If my Martha says it's so, then it's the LAW. :)




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8 comments:

  1. Hi! Visiting from I heart nap time. Love these tips! I always put the good side down and my hubby says Im doing it wrong. But if Martha said it goes that when.. then Martha is right! :)

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  2. I went to a Catholic boarding school in the 1950s and this is the way the nuns taught us AND THEY ARE NEVER WRONG!!! Nuns will trump Martha any day -- at least Martha agreed with the nuns in this case. Sally

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    1. Ha! I'd say if you've got Martha AND the Servants of God on your side, it's safe to say you're right... right? :)

      Emily

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  3. Wrong side up?! Hello BRILLIANCE! How come I didn't know that awesome tid-bit of Martha knowledge? Thanks for sharing with me, I am now off to re-make all the beds in my home!

    -Kylie
    absolutelyarkansas.blogspot.com

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  4. funny post Emily! I'm just happy if I can get the bed changed around here!

    gail

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  5. Wow! Thank you so much. Me and my other half have been arguing for MONTHS about this. I told him my mother taught me the right way and clearly that is the RIGHT way.
    Silly men.

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  6. There's a very easy way to prove you (and Martha) are correct. Just feel expensive, patterned sheets. The patterned side is smoother than the "bad" side. Obviously, this is the side you want next to your skin when you sleep.

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  7. Emily, I gotta say, while I was going through basic training and they just used whites, the instructor said exactly the same thing. Also, if the sheet has a larger hemmed end, that goes toward the head of the bed too. Finally if the blanket has a rounded corner you don't tuck it in, but that it goes to the foot of the bed. Of course, rounded corners were not something we saw in basic so we always 45ed the corners and were happy with that. Even the dust cover made sense in Texas. Anyway, the DS (Drill Sergeant - Caps are required for that) said it, so regardless of a nun or even Martha said it, when you training instructor, the guy that will make you march 20 miles with a 75 pound pack on your back, says which way is up, you darned well better make sure it is done that way. He can add 5 miles in a blink of an eye.

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